The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 235
You deserved it 14 997

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.


Craw25 0

**** your laptop what about her leg?

ClaraLewy 0

What about her leg? Man, boys only care about laptops

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Freeze, you only think of them when they're spread :P

CleanSheets 0

Wtf... what does acting have to do with it?

DogmaT_fml 4
Newbie21 1

why would she wears in icy weather ... I would be more concerned with the lab top .. so FYL

MermaidSongXOXO 6

#102 Please learn to type properly and form a coherent point.

DarienR 0

u r totally Dylon scarin me dude wow rock on freak

Ravtaz 0

idk what kind of men you know but I have great respect for women and don't just think of them sexually. And I know I'm not "one of those few caring men" because most my male friends are like that too.

Ravtaz 0

btw my comment was towards mermaidsong's first comment.

epound28 0

**** her leg, what about your laptop?

Oh there's ice, let me run through it with my heels on.

congratulations #119 your oficially a fag

it's "lap top" and how's her leg? u're lucky if u don't get sued

shalizzz 0
Danielt104 6

Fyl for slipping and falling, but ydi for DROPPING your backpack with a LAPTOP in it!

actually when their spread, we're thinking about whats between them...

epound28 0

yes, dumbfuck, it's "laptop"

p00nhandler 0

@102 u Luke Lyle Amanda bynes on crack

hpotterluvr 0

see and some girls don't mind that… like me… becaz guys want my vag. unlike u mermaid

BtcKashew 0

Congratulations Captain superfuck.

ihavenoname123 0

Only in Canada. Doesn't everyone there slip on ice anyways?

We need an "Idiot" option, sometimes the two we have just don't cover it.

That's what he gets for trying to be a gentleman

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.

i only help hot girls who look like they put out.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

lol that's the point. most guys only help girls so they can get in their pants.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

CallMeHush, I don't think EVERY man is that selfish. But, be honest, how many men would act as chivalrous as OP did without that kind of motive? I think what OP did was selfless and genuine, but not many men would help that girl without selfish intentions.

Mermaid, of course you are pretty much on target, I was just having fun. For the record, I'll do good deeds because it is the right thing to do. That is just the way I was brought up.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Good for you. But, just so you know, I'm not a feminist. Both genders are equal. I just know that chivalry is endangered. BTW, how could there be a sexless *****?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm not gonna ***** myself out like some ****.

At least you tried. It's the thought that counts

You failed at so many things I actually voted fyl :)

xxhappyninjaxx 0
csh45 0

Sucks about your laptop, but it was sweet that you triedto help

MermaidSongXOXO 6
Gumblebum100 0

yea exactly. ya see these are the things they leave out in the superhero movies......

BadPinkKitty07 0

goofy and adorable! haha, love it! kudos to OP for being one of the very rare REAL men around today. :)

Towelie_31 0

I would laugh... but i would help her up after

Note that if that was a guy falling (or maybe an unattractive lady even) he'd have most likely ignored it.