Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
skullet 0
coordination win!
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skullet 0
coordination win!
Craw25 0
**** your laptop what about her leg?
ClaraLewy 0
What about her leg? Man, boys only care about laptops
Freeze_fml 17
Believe me, we think about your legs.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Freeze, you only think of them when they're spread :P
ZleveL 0
and you know it :D
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Freeze FTW.
StoryOfTheYear 15
dude, you should be an actor
CleanSheets 0
Wtf... what does acting have to do with it?
DogmaT_fml 4
i think he means comedian.
Newbie21 1
why would she wears in icy weather ... I would be more concerned with the lab top .. so FYL
samuelj57 0
mermaids chick your gay fyl
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#102 Please learn to type properly and form a coherent point.
DarienR 0
u r totally Dylon scarin me dude wow rock on freak
Ravtaz 0
idk what kind of men you know but I have great respect for women and don't just think of them sexually. And I know I'm not "one of those few caring men" because most my male friends are like that too.
Ravtaz 0
btw my comment was towards mermaidsong's first comment.
epound28 0
**** her leg, what about your laptop?
ButtNekked 0
Oh there's ice, let me run through it with my heels on.
Extacy23 0
get owned son...
vaebouria 0
congratulations #119 your oficially a fag
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
it's "lap top" and how's her leg? u're lucky if u don't get sued
geovanni 9
screw you 149
shalizzz 0
#152 it's "laptop". really!
Danielt104 6
Fyl for slipping and falling, but ydi for DROPPING your backpack with a LAPTOP in it!
MF12 0
um no it's laptop
VKawala 0
actually when their spread, we're thinking about whats between them...
jarhead321 0
details details
epound28 0
yes, dumbfuck, it's "laptop"
p00nhandler 0
good job capt save-a-hoe
maa_rico 4
@102 u Luke Lyle Amanda bynes on crack
hpotterluvr 0
see and some girls don't mind that… like me… becaz guys want my vag. unlike u mermaid
BtcKashew 0
Congratulations Captain superfuck.
trainman_NL 0
poor guy. LOL
assasin_fml 0
what u get
ihavenoname123 0
Only in Canada. Doesn't everyone there slip on ice anyways?
White667 0
We need an "Idiot" option, sometimes the two we have just don't cover it.
Misty3242 0
That's what he gets for trying to be a gentleman
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
ladiesman14 0
i only help hot girls who look like they put out.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
lol that's the point. most guys only help girls so they can get in their pants.
CallMeHush 1
Cynic.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
CallMeHush, I don't think EVERY man is that selfish. But, be honest, how many men would act as chivalrous as OP did without that kind of motive? I think what OP did was selfless and genuine, but not many men would help that girl without selfish intentions.
CallMeHush 1
Mermaid, of course you are pretty much on target, I was just having fun. For the record, I'll do good deeds because it is the right thing to do. That is just the way I was brought up.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Good for you. But, just so you know, I'm not a feminist. Both genders are equal. I just know that chivalry is endangered. BTW, how could there be a sexless *****?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm not gonna ***** myself out like some ****.
Dwayneturtle1 0
At least you tried. It's the thought that counts
fr33convict 0
You failed at so many things I actually voted fyl :)
xxhappyninjaxx 0
I award u points for effort.
HoesInaBox 0
F for eFFort :) ..and not fail.
csh45 0
Sucks about your laptop, but it was sweet that you triedto help
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I agree. He's sweet :)
CleanSheets 0
Dito
Gumblebum100 0
yea exactly. ya see these are the things they leave out in the superhero movies......
BadPinkKitty07 0
goofy and adorable! haha, love it! kudos to OP for being one of the very rare REAL men around today. :)
Towelie_31 0
I would laugh... but i would help her up after
humorizer 14
Note that if that was a guy falling (or maybe an unattractive lady even) he'd have most likely ignored it.
JF4509 0
atleast you helped her :D
DogmaT_fml 4
Now you'll be missing two things to set on your lap
shalizzz 0
epic win, dude!
Chronica420 0
hahahhaha awesome #12
MXavierT 0
lol 12 wins.
Xppppppppppppp 1
#12 FTW xD