Snow day

By doggie_doo_face - 06/02/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
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Yulia_fml 0

this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head" and why does the snow matter?

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epound28 0

how did your dog shit on the leash? did you have it wrapped around it's balls? and even so, what the fuck goes through your head that makes you flick the leash. flick it. what the fuck? and what the fuck does the snow have to do with warm shit making love to your facial pores? YDI OP, YDI.

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Yulia_fml 0

this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head" and why does the snow matter?

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epound28 0

how did your dog shit on the leash? did you have it wrapped around it's balls? and even so, what the fuck goes through your head that makes you flick the leash. flick it. what the fuck? and what the fuck does the snow have to do with warm shit making love to your facial pores? YDI OP, YDI.

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Sonfang 19

wow just wow...I'm in awe at your reasoning skills :) enjoy your poo pore cleanser.

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Crush89 0

No eye and hand coordination, sad.

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me199 0
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the way OP wrote this completly ruined it

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Kylias 6

I actually like the way the OP worded this. And I think she mentioned how much snow there was on the ground to make a note of just how cold it was. You don't exactly get 6 inches of snow when it's baking outside. ;)

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jsignomgmt 0

wow

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chimmy 0

i agree with #31... i pressed ydi entirelu because of the way the op worded the fml.

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chimmy 0

*entirely whoops on the typo... just makes me look like an ass after being annoyed about op's wording, lol

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jamsackson 0
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I love that feeling. Reminds mee of that hooker I picked up last week to give me a Cleveland Steamer.Good times...

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ampsmagss 0

YDI, for having a retarded ass dog who shits on he leash

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usmc2016 0

the truth speaks!

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jazzyjada10 6
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ahahahahhahahahaaahahahahahah

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Phil9316 7

Funniest thing I have ever read in the comments.

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muscatine 0

Second

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4NK8 0
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oh year? third. what now

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Whyme8P 0

WTF

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jake_fml 0
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I have had this happen, minuse the snow

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kevinkuz 0

"minuse"

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davidhasmorefun 0
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I have never had this happen. what makes you think that flicking your leash with poo on it is a good idea? congratulations. you are a moron.

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PhattySaxx 0
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YDI, you suck at deductive reasoning... poo-leash flinging motion = shit on your face

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chaos753159 4
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be happy you didnt hit someone else

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Whyme8P 0

I would laugh if it hit someone else

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KurouTenshi 0

I bet all that acne will clear up though! :D

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Yulia_fml 0

i'm pretty sure #7 understood that...

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Karhu 0

Why did she have to mention that there was snow on the ground. Like o m g.... SNOW

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