Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
skullet 0
coordination win!
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Comments (194)
ShadowzI 0
So let me get this straight, you threw your laptop on the ground and yourself ontop of her? Well when a is on top of a girl alot of things can happen. I guess breaking a leg is one of them.
mckkayua 0
that's sad. but you were trying to do something nice so...
dumbhaters 0
snickerdoodles stop commenting and shutup
hijueputa 0
agreed, she needs to pull her head out of her ass and then go wash her hair...
fylseriously 0
fuuuuuck!
cmac86 24
free healthcare in Canada. laptop is several hundred, possibly thousands of dollars. besides, she was asking for it running in heals in ice. oh and just because I said that doesn't mean we guys don't think about womens legs...
lintek 0
A for the effort! lol
judetheobvious 0
YDI for thinking you're captain ******* marvel
advent2060 4
um question? u are all talking about how men are selfish and driven by sex but then u say that this guy isn't like that? how exactly do u know that I mean he did say he was tryin to be a hero, which he failed miserably at. he probably did it cuz he thought he'd win some brownie points with her especially cuz he broke his laptop. all in all YDI for being a moron and failing at something as simple as catching the girl who is falling
Igor_g5 0
I agree with 44. She was running and slipped on ice so you thought you should run on the ice? I also agree with 128. If it was a PC, who cares.