Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
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rattusrattus
| 18
You can walk and chew gum at the same time.
You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.
You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.
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deBlobX
| 12
Correction- some people can't walk, chew fun and navigate around the dog at the same time
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BabySparkle1
| 15
11- he said CAN'T.
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Ins0mau
| 20
For everyone wondering why? It's a figure of speech! It's a common saying. Or else it used to be. People these days. :-p
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Futacy
| 29
At least you can probably find Paraguay on the map.
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sheethapins
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11, What amused me more than your inability to read properly before commenting is the fact you tried correcting 1 with improper punctuation. Good job.
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_Oblivion_
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38 That was a very bad idea mentioning that. Currently theres over a hundred comments there
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ant1078
| 7
11- chew fun??! Seems like you've been chewing a lil too much on that fun stuff
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airforce987
| 20
Totally read "face" as "taco" first time around. I rather like it better.
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PuggieKid
| 22
Suite life of zack and cody!
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tressie_fml
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I love your profile picture.
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habibiiiiiii
| 2
At least the dog was ok!
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Legendslayer222
| 26
Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!
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sheethapins
| 13
Then, and only then, will I finally be able to rule the world! Victory will be mine!
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noelykins1
| 19
Or at least keep the dog out of the room.
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capper44
| 18
Dont worry OP ... There - There !!
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MichellinMan
| 20
I have no idea what you're trying to say.
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clauudss
| 2
What?
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Michaelsgirl04
| 9
I thumbed you up because I believe you're making a Sheldon Cooper reference. well done
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Betz
| 10
Multi-tasking is a lost art.
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illegallyblonde
| 3
I'm assuming your a blonde like myself , this kind of stuff happens to me too. :$
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cosmosis
| 12
Being blonde doesnt really matter. Having an IQ of the same number as your shoe size makes all the difference.
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CoconutOil
| 7
So, it is true what they say about people with big feet...
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white16sox
| 19
22, you mean that they have big socks?
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
I know smart blondes and dumb brunettes. Every hair color has their fair share of idiots.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
When you are blonde, your IQ is actually measured between A and Z.
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fireysaje
| 10
From your profile picture, I'm pretty sure you're not a natural blonde...
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Askzombie
| 14
Now Op owes dad $20 bucks
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With_Love929
| 3
*$200
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sheethapins
| 13
*$2,000.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Just give Dad some gum instead. And then maybe watch him tumble...
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MichellinMan
| 20
*$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
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DjeePee
| 24
So, walking and chewing gum at the same time is a challenge? Boy, I must be terrific talented then.
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mikeofthunder
| 13
I can walk and eat a sandwich at the same time - my skills far surpass your own, my apprentice
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a1f0sff
| 25
How about walking while drinking from a bottle of water?
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CaptainDoorknob
| 7
I can walk and think at the same time. Believe me, it takes a LOT more skill and willpower than you think.
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zinoxity
| 23
I think this FML is a joke. Who can't eat/chew/drink while walking?
Like... Wtf?
Like... Wtf?
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zero91
| 4
becareful when you walk and chew same time .
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Thanks for that insightful comment.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
No need to be rude, it's obvious what 8 meant.
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CaptainDoorknob
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32 - Really? Because trying to decipher that encoded message started to give me brain convulsions.
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Whistlee
| 8
Hey, I took an exam in that once!
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gc327072
| 29
Me too! Had to cram like crazy the night before!
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CaptainDoorknob
| 7
At the College of Fail? I'm an alumni of that school myself.
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emeraldisle
| 30
I bet your dog tripped you on purpose. What a jerk!
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Your kitty told him to!! tbh, I'd do as it says too..
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CaptainDoorknob
| 7
Seriously, the nerve.
You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.