Correction- some people can't walk, chew fun and navigate around the dog at the same time

11- he said CAN'T.

For everyone wondering why? It's a figure of speech! It's a common saying. Or else it used to be. People these days. :-p

At least you can probably find Paraguay on the map.

11, What amused me more than your inability to read properly before commenting is the fact you tried correcting 1 with improper punctuation. Good job.

38 That was a very bad idea mentioning that. Currently theres over a hundred comments there

11- chew fun??! Seems like you've been chewing a lil too much on that fun stuff

Totally read "face" as "taco" first time around. I rather like it better.

Suite life of zack and cody!

I love your profile picture.

At least the dog was ok!

Then, and only then, will I finally be able to rule the world! Victory will be mine!

Or at least keep the dog out of the room.

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

What?

I thumbed you up because I believe you're making a Sheldon Cooper reference. well done

Being blonde doesnt really matter. Having an IQ of the same number as your shoe size makes all the difference.

So, it is true what they say about people with big feet...

22, you mean that they have big socks?

I know smart blondes and dumb brunettes. Every hair color has their fair share of idiots.

When you are blonde, your IQ is actually measured between A and Z.

From your profile picture, I'm pretty sure you're not a natural blonde...

*$200

*$2,000.

Just give Dad some gum instead. And then maybe watch him tumble...

*$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I can walk and eat a sandwich at the same time - my skills far surpass your own, my apprentice

How about walking while drinking from a bottle of water?

I can walk and think at the same time. Believe me, it takes a LOT more skill and willpower than you think.

I think this FML is a joke. Who can't eat/chew/drink while walking? Like... Wtf?

Thanks for that insightful comment.

No need to be rude, it's obvious what 8 meant.

32 - Really? Because trying to decipher that encoded message started to give me brain convulsions.

Me too! Had to cram like crazy the night before!

At the College of Fail? I'm an alumni of that school myself.

Your kitty told him to!! tbh, I'd do as it says too..

Seriously, the nerve.