Is that a pass then? - FML

Is that a pass then?

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 11:01 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML

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Saturday 12 September 2020 5:17

If you didn't say "FUCK" really loudly, then she didn't hear. Or maybe you said "FUCK" quietly and maybe she has excellent hearing and heard it. Without certain details this story ends on a... ...wait on it... ...sour note.

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Saturday 12 September 2020 5:17

If you didn't say "FUCK" really loudly, then she didn't hear. Or maybe you said "FUCK" quietly and maybe she has excellent hearing and heard it. Without certain details this story ends on a... ...wait on it... ...sour note.

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