Intimacy: The girl? - FML

The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML

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By hatemyluck - 10/09/2012 02:12 - United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

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By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Not funny! - 22/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML

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By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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Top comments

core01 30

Thursday 26 December 2019 2:53

Not cool. You need to tell your cousin the jerk is sharing private pics of her with everyone.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 26 December 2019 1:15

Why in the world is he showing around private pictures someone sent him confidentially?!

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Sinshine 28

Thursday 26 December 2019 1:15

Why in the world is he showing around private pictures someone sent him confidentially?!

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 26 December 2019 3:37

It's called bragging....

Aj Castelletto 11

Friday 27 December 2019 21:38

bragging is one thing. talk about it all you want. but showing them photos not meant for them is not in anyway bragging. thats just disgusting.

alycion 38

Thursday 26 December 2019 6:45

Unfortunately, it happens all of the time, whether bragging or revenge. I’m not a prude, but if I don’t want the world to see it, I don’t put it out there to anyone.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 26 December 2019 2:13

So what?

core01 30

Thursday 26 December 2019 2:53

Not cool. You need to tell your cousin the jerk is sharing private pics of her with everyone.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 26 December 2019 3:36

But is she hot looking?! ;-)

J15237 25

Thursday 26 December 2019 20:25

Not really sure how this is an FML for you? I mean yes you maybe saw more of your cousin then you would ever want to, but its her life. Not yours. The real FML would be if your cousin had sent them to you or something.

Geneuardo 9

Sunday 29 December 2019 2:33

Is she hot? If so, nice dude!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 30 December 2019 4:15

At least it's not your girlfriend or wife!

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