Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore to me this would never happen again. When I reminded her of her promise, she told me the kitten will be staying, and she wants me to move out. FML
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pharm121
| 21
I say when you move out take the kitten with you.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Well, now we know your girlfriend can't keep her promises and puts kittens before you. Not a good sign, if you ask me.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Did you give her an ultimatum such as 'either I go or the kitten goes'?
If so, that's where you went wrong.
If so, that's where you went wrong.
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neuronerd
| 28
I mean, my boyfriend loves cats more than he loves me, so I'd say I feel your pain, but I kind of feel the same way about cats as he does...
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LostInTheZone11
| 28
In a few years she will turn into the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons.
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acmariner99
| 24
I guess that is one way to break up
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TheJokerDK
| 7
Dodge the bullet and get out trust me it will be better for you in the long run
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Jdgreen429
| 13
Run! Fast!
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Dark_Cecilia
| 20
I can just imagine the conversation that led to her having to promise it would never happen again.
Gf: "Honey, I bought another kitten. This one's named Fluffy."
OP: "You need to stop buying kittens every time you go to PetSmart. We already have five."
Gf: "Fine... I won't buy any more kittens. I promise."
Gf: "Honey, I bought another kitten. This one's named Fluffy."
OP: "You need to stop buying kittens every time you go to PetSmart. We already have five."
Gf: "Fine... I won't buy any more kittens. I promise."
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gary8082
| 14
Sorry you got dumped for some pussy!
If so, that's where you went wrong.