Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
FeatherTips 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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Comments (126)
Testing1234 25
You kind of walked into that one but still was messed up .
bash720 9
Tell your mom to put the crack pipe down, and take a sensitivity class!
Ari1337 15
only OPs mother doesn't seem to love it either...
sarahadlina 14
Being single doesn't mean you are ugly.. Just saying
Fmlsea 28
harsh I hope your mum was only joking .
vegas_jose 18
Don't worry op we all find someone who appreciates our quirks and looks, but your mother is pretty funny.
dacho 7
lol. Acne ad. gj for tricking people, op
knotcool 15
Wat.
23Z9TZO 18
I think you people need to drink a tub of cement and harden the **** up. It was a good joke.
laden_swallow09 34
No, THAT was a good joke. "Cement"… huehuehue!
kernousse_fml 13
Also posted on the French site... Coincidence?
pdp_fml 21
Whoowee, your mom is taking her comments to the next level of frankness. Sorry your life sucks. However, go out and meet someone and prove your mom wrong. You can do it.