Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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NotGabe 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
FeatherTips 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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Comments (126)
worldclassrager 39
That hurts real deep...but there is someone out there for you you just haven't found her yet...keep your chin up and keep an eye out for her...
birdtattoo 3
Don't listen to her. She is just being rude. Being in a relationship doesn't make you automatically gorgeous and not being in one doesn't make you ugly. It just means you've haven't found someone you connect with yet! Don't take her words to heart!
justmeCee 16
...and that is when you tell your mom that you take after her. Besides, plenty of people out there are single by choice, and being in a relationship should not define your self worth. Keep your head up, Op.
Amccarron1993 4
That's funny I'm sorry xD
xblaine 17
Way to get roasted
Love_is_no_joke 6
Oh burn
rob02 19
That is pretty funny
norwegianboip 17
She never really said no
Kataclysm97 32
Mother of the year.
boredinjp 15
Don't ask a question if you're not ready to get the answer.