Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
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Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
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Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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ChristinePi 36
Could you go to HR or something? Even if he's the boss I would not want that kind of person representing my company.
ohsnapword 21
<p>He's lucky that you only told him to "**** off". I would have knocked his teeth down his throat.</p>
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ohsnapword 21
<p>He's lucky that you only told him to "**** off". I would have knocked his teeth down his throat.</p>
yeongji 31
<p>If he fired OP on the spot, he might as well have done it right then and there.</p>
ChristinePi 36
Could you go to HR or something? Even if he's the boss I would not want that kind of person representing my company.
goldendarkness 18
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You work for Trump?
BrianCMullin 3
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<p>He's lucky he doesn't work for Hillary or else he would have gotten killed and not fired</p>
zyperman43 19
He wouldn't have been killed, he would've "committed suicide."
BananEnigma 24
Oh for Gods sake......
ColonelCusswords 24
Really?
Hippo_Holiday 19
WE KNOW TOO MUCH, THEY WILL ELIMINATE OUR LOVED ONES
Hippo_Holiday 19
WE KNOW TOO MUCH, THEY WILL ELIMINATE OUR LOVED ONES
TheJokerDK 7
I'd sue him for wrongful termination
Talis99 26
Why wait for a firing? Would have told him then and there you quit.
Innoxium 1
<p>The moment he made the first suggestive comment to my wife, he would be fertilizer for the trees in the backyard. </p>
Danne696 14
<p>The fact that your first solution to a problem is murder tells me you probably wouldn't have a moral problem with doing the same to someone else's SO.</p>
Talis99 26
Yeah. That's the obvious conclusion to his statement, Danne. Obviously.
sasquatchius 3
<p>Sue him, and the company for wrongful termination, it'll be quick, easy, and you'll make bank. </p>
Miss_080 21
<p>3 word letter.... SUE</p>
Miss_080 21
<p>Omg. I meant 3 letter word!! Ugh!!! ???</p>
Talented73 54
YLS because you got fired. YDI for mingling your work with your personal life. You don't shit where you eat.
karmicqueene 18
<p>But don't a lot of white-collar or executive jobs generally do stuff like that? </p>
PhoenixChick 26
<p>Having the boss over for dinner is sort of THE stereotypical white collar job thing to do. Also, "don't shit where you eat" means to not do awful crap where you live, even if you do awful crap elsewhere. Having the boss over for dinner is more trying to climb the corporate ladder where you eat.</p>
DanielleinDC 33
<p>It's not uncommon for high-level workers to have their bosses over for dinner. I don't know what OP's role in the company is/was, but if he was a high-level manager, it wouldn't be unheard of to have his boss over for dinner. </p> <p>That does not give the boss license to sexually harass his staffer's spouse. And if he did try to touch her crotch, that's sexual assault.</p>
JeremyTheSnake 4
<p>Your boss sexually assaults women. Go to the police.</p>