By Anonymous - 11/01/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML
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kimsimwolf 8
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A secret he can explain to the police after you call them.

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slingerslasher 24
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Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, revealing the secret compartment of my secret box!

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kimsimwolf 8
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A secret he can explain to the police after you call them.

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CaptMacLeod 45
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"Why are the police here?" "It's a secret, too."

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friedpwnadge 25

Time to change the locks.

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SixthSinEnvy 39
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Change the locks? Time to change addresses.

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Noelletakumi 36
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That's terrifying, I would call the police. Unless he just spent the night with your roommate and is messing with you. But, still not cool.

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slingerslasher 24
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Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, revealing the secret compartment of my secret box!

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rjc490 29
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Mischief managed....

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slingerslasher 24
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AN EMBARRASSING SNAPSHOT OF SPONGEBOB AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

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Myo_fml 20
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I really love the internet. if you Google it, so many artists have depicted what they think that photo looks like. Search it, search it now.

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Feklfekl2222 32
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Well at least he's your roommates friend not a stranger, so they're more likely to investigate him during the murder investigation

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MrSarary 26
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Maybe you're roommate let them in? I mean they are friends. On the other hand maybe there really is a secret passage way into you attic?

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badassmf1234 22
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That's not creepy at all

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LPac5295 27
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This will be a fun story for the police!

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ronnixoxo 18

damn tweakers.

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8Dirty1 24
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would you prefer your attic was haunted instead?

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laden_swallow09 34
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Yes. Because ghosts can't kill me in my sleep even if they wanted. Just like mediums and exorcists, I can call up the police to remove a troublesome trespasser, if not more easily.

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devinm112233 22

I would just go back to bed XD

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