FML : Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked,...

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 11 January 2016 21:52 / United States - San Francisco

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By kimsimwolf | 8

#6508287 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 8:55

A secret he can explain to the police after you call them.

By slingerslasher | 24

#6508292 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:00

Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, revealing the secret compartment of my secret box!

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By kimsimwolf | 8

#6508287 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 8:55

A secret he can explain to the police after you call them.

CaptMacLeod | 45

#6508289 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 8:59

"Why are the police here?"
"It's a secret, too."

friedpwnadge | 25

#6508327 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:57

Time to change the locks.

SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6508717 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:33

Change the locks? Time to change addresses.

By Noelletakumi | 36

#6508291 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:00

That's terrifying, I would call the police. Unless he just spent the night with your roommate and is messing with you. But, still not cool.

By slingerslasher | 24

#6508292 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:00

Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, revealing the secret compartment of my secret box!

rjc490 | 29

#6508317 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:44

Mischief managed....

slingerslasher | 24

#6508356 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 11:19

AN EMBARRASSING SNAPSHOT OF SPONGEBOB AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

Myo_fml | 20

#6508397 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 12:51

I really love the internet. if you Google it, so many artists have depicted what they think that photo looks like. Search it, search it now.

By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6508293 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:01

Well at least he's your roommates friend not a stranger, so they're more likely to investigate him during the murder investigation

By MrSarary | 26

#6508299 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:08

Maybe you're roommate let them in? I mean they are friends. On the other hand maybe there really is a secret passage way into you attic?

By badassmf1234 | 22

#6508306 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:20

That's not creepy at all

By LPac5295 | 27

#6508314 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:33

This will be a fun story for the police!

By ronnixoxo | 18

#6508325 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:50

damn tweakers.

By 8Dirty1 | 24

#6508341 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 10:45

would you prefer your attic was haunted instead?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6508463 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 14:51

Yes. Because ghosts can't kill me in my sleep even if they wanted. Just like mediums and exorcists, I can call up the police to remove a troublesome trespasser, if not more easily.