Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
kikibisweet 0
Well damn yeah you should then. Now go to the doctor and get your ****** checked out. eww
mintcar 10
How strong and how bad is the odor? You should try taking better care of your ******. If hygiene isn't the problem, then you should probably visit the doctor?
Pb25797051 0
nagnagnag **** you ****** smell hurt head
PhilMcHawk 7
don't worry about what her cooze smells like (~_~;)
X_FuZzIoNzZ_X 0
Wash with something other than tongue for a change :p
SpankyMcThrust 6
Hah, I oddly found this cute.
beastin34 0
its a new invention called a wash cloth and soap!
testthecoal 5
In the jungle... Shit gets done.
TheRealOma 0
Lol
TNB_xACiDiC 0
go to the car wash, open the sun roof, stick your legs out & spread them wiiiiiiddeeee opppeennnnnn!
chetak 1
nice explanation
perdix 31
What a douchebag! On second thought, maybe he should buy you one.
blitz426 0
win
brunettegurly 0
I only added this to my favorites so I could keep reading this comment HAHAHA
DjeePee 25
There are two options in this FML 1) OP hasn't take a bath in a week/doesn't wash her ****** every day. Solution: washing. 2) OP's husband is a terrible, disrespectful jackass. Solution: divorce. Or communication.
littlericht 3
I shud lend him the gas mask in your picture, problem solved! Lol
TNB_xACiDiC 0
go to the car wash, open the sun roof, stick your legs out & spread them wiiiiiiddeeee opppeennnnnn!
MuchDance90s 0
haha... wow
imascenebrat 0
wtf! your husband is a dick. don't listen to him.
shakethat 10
he's just being honest! that does not make him a dick.
cryssycakesx3 23
unless she has a "certain stench about her."