Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Your grandfather sounds like quite the character.
ThatPlankton 15
Pwoarr? is that an Australian mating call?
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Comments (85)
redelmo20 3
How big r they
emilyyy_maryyy 14
Geez, OP. I can feel the awkward radiating off this post of yours. I do hope that you brushed it off, though, and were able to have a nice reunion with him. Grandfathers are pretty awesome to have. They have the best stories(:
Rintaka23 4
I'm going to do that to my grandchildren, whenever that happens. Funniest thing ever.
WildTuna 4
I'm sorry but that's priceless.
Falmepreta 2
I like your grand father! :D
mikedirnt19 5
incest at its finest!
ratherblunt 6
Hopefully you greeted him by slapping his face for that comment.
597mph 10
To me, that's more of a compliment than anything. If a part of your body is visually impressive, why should it matter which part it is?
WinterBlue42 22
Because it's her grandfather saying it. . And if you are complimenting family, you don't say, "Look at those ****!"... I think he meant it the perverted way, bub. FYL to the OP.
miuracross 4
It's apparent that someone grew up attractive enough for their grandpappy to call them out on it.
Cl4Ptp2579 6
I demand proof!!