Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fightingkittens 39

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

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sux4u121 10

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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TheBrightSide00 16

Who nose, this may be the start of something great.

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Lacist 19

That grammar is awesome, didn't even know someone could mix up the word "knows"

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lilhellian 26

15 I assume he's making a pun off of the fact that the nose hit the table to...

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Pleonasm 35

Good lord and that one was a nice and easy one, and yet it flew right by them. I for one, found it smashing.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Butt OP it's a good thing, she obviously likes you and found it funny, ass her out maybe? :)

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Maverick52 13

Butt lets face it guys OP's confidence has probably taken a nose dive after this whole situation.

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Accuraxy 10

I find it startling how some people can't identify obvious puns. Anyways, I think later on you will find this to be a knee-slapper.

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LolPieRofl 11

Not knowing simple puns are a nip in the ass in the future

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lilhellian 26

Atleast she notices you op! You make her smile without even trying! :D

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TheRandomIndian 17

Smashing your face into a table usually takes some effort

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LittlestV 28

If you laugh about it yourself it won't seem like you're embarrassed! :)

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zombieslayer83 19

I agree, she's laughing and having a good time. join in on it and who knows y'all might hit it off. Never pass up a good ice breaker.

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bwzwally8 15

Well that's one way to take it head on..

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Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, at least OP applied it directly to the forehead

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Pleonasm 35

"Kids, this is the story about how I met your mother. It started with a slap on the ass..."

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maz95 17

Just join in with her and laugh it off :)

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99megster 15

Girls love a guy who can make her laugh :)

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Dracoboxer357 35

30- ....and who can make her feel safe at night. So basically, a Ninja-Clown. ;)

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zessica101 5

you need to be glad it wan't youre phone

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screenager5 35

this is how some of the best love stories start! just a guy and a girl and a funny (albeit embarrassing) event that sparks something. ya never know :)

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