Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 643
You deserved it 3 494

Same thing different taste

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Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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Who nose, this may be the start of something great.

That grammar is awesome, didn't even know someone could mix up the word "knows"

15 I assume he's making a pun off of the fact that the nose hit the table to...

Good lord and that one was a nice and easy one, and yet it flew right by them. I for one, found it smashing.

Butt OP it's a good thing, she obviously likes you and found it funny, ass her out maybe? :)

Butt lets face it guys OP's confidence has probably taken a nose dive after this whole situation.

I find it startling how some people can't identify obvious puns. Anyways, I think later on you will find this to be a knee-slapper.

Not knowing simple puns are a nip in the ass in the future

Atleast she notices you op! You make her smile without even trying! :D

TheRandomIndian 17

Smashing your face into a table usually takes some effort

If you laugh about it yourself it won't seem like you're embarrassed! :)

zombieslayer83 19

I agree, she's laughing and having a good time. join in on it and who knows y'all might hit it off. Never pass up a good ice breaker.

Well that's one way to take it head on..

Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, at least OP applied it directly to the forehead

"Kids, this is the story about how I met your mother. It started with a slap on the ass..."

Just join in with her and laugh it off :)

Girls love a guy who can make her laugh :)

30- ....and who can make her feel safe at night. So basically, a Ninja-Clown. ;)

you need to be glad it wan't youre phone

this is how some of the best love stories start! just a guy and a girl and a funny (albeit embarrassing) event that sparks something. ya never know :)