Health: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:25

I guess next time use protection...

Comments

Kitsterx 4

Friday 3 January 2014 4:27

Do you wish you had a bladder infection now…?

Pinkraincoat 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 9:11

Congratulations?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 11 July 2014 23:22

Congrats I guess.

oakcrush 16

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:58

I wonder if OP is a boy or a girl?

RealShit 10

Monday 13 August 2018 6:42

Its a baby don't act like its awful ....

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