Health: Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach...

By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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feven 32

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

You should've said "I'm not a man" just to **** with him too

XxDanno316xX 27

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:19

You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

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XxDanno316xX 27

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:19

You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

noah_1234 24

Thursday 5 March 2015 20:10

never thought I would say this but thats a cool doctor.

feven 32

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

You should've said "I'm not a man" just to **** with him too

XxDevilxXGt 26

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:26

Luckily for OP, there's a chance the doctor thought OP was playing along with the joke and made a really good pretend freakout?

fsomelife 26

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:33

And told the doc he's the father.

mellajella 14

Thursday 5 March 2015 5:59

The doctor knows his gender from the papers he has to submit before being seen...

ChrissyRaz 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:24

#63 Way to kill it, captain obvious

Nevrdai 5

Friday 6 March 2015 23:45

"I thought you were a doctor and you can't even differentiate gender?!" Hahaha

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

took freaked out to a new level

buckstop1 37

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:45

Maybe you should take the next level. The capital level. Perhaps even a "T".

PurpleSprite 7

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:17

we all understand what he's saying, so is that really necessary? not defending him or anything but go about your business dude.

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:21

Sympathy pains for your girlfriend maybe?

wishfulthinks 19

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

Did the doctor diagnose stupidity?

badmandilon 19

Thursday 5 March 2015 1:45

Is it necessary?

acommonman 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

You're a complete idiot, haha. Sorry OP, but you deserve this one.

BlondePsycho 43

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 5 March 2015 1:44

"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary, but it's written on the ceiling!

113421145311564 14

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:26

...

seholland 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:23

Geez... I guess you shouldn't be such a BABY about it...? anyone... no?

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 1:03

No.

Stazza11 27

Thursday 5 March 2015 0:23

You probably did need to give birth though, to a huge shit. Same concept, completely different experience and people don't exactly congratulate you and want to hold it.