FML : Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and...

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By actually just constipated.. and stupid - / Wednesday 4 March 2015 15:03 / Tunisia

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By feven | 32

#6221696 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

You should've said "I'm not a man" just to fuck with him too

By XxDanno316xX | 27

#6221690 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:19

You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

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By XxDanno316xX | 27

#6221690 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:19

You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

noah_1234 | 24

#6222445 - Thursday 5 March 2015 20:10

never thought I would say this but thats a cool doctor.

By feven | 32

#6221696 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

You should've said "I'm not a man" just to fuck with him too

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#6221715 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:26

Luckily for OP, there's a chance the doctor thought OP was playing along with the joke and made a really good pretend freakout?

fsomelife | 26

#6221718 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:33

And told the doc he's the father.

mellajella | 14

#6221927 - Thursday 5 March 2015 5:59

The doctor knows his gender from the papers he has to submit before being seen...

ChrissyRaz | 9

#6222230 - Thursday 5 March 2015 17:24

#63 Way to kill it, captain obvious

Nevrdai | 5

#6223722 - Friday 6 March 2015 23:45

"I thought you were a doctor and you can't even differentiate gender?!" Hahaha

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6221697 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:20

took freaked out to a new level

buckstop1 | 37

#6221736 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:45

Maybe you should take the next level. The capital level. Perhaps even a "T".

PurpleSprite | 7

#6221859 - Thursday 5 March 2015 4:17

we all understand what he's saying, so is that really necessary? not defending him or anything but go about your business dude.

By patrickalamo | 47

#6221698 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:21

Sympathy pains for your girlfriend maybe?

By wishfulthinks | 19

#6221702 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

Did the doctor diagnose stupidity?

badmandilon | 19

#6221786 - Thursday 5 March 2015 1:45

Is it necessary?

By acommonman | 22

#6221705 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

You're a complete idiot, haha. Sorry OP, but you deserve this one.

By BlondePsycho | 43

#6221708 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:22

Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6221785 - Thursday 5 March 2015 1:44

"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary, but it's written on the ceiling!

113421145311564 | 14

#6222381 - Thursday 5 March 2015 19:26

...

By seholland | 11

#6221710 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:23

Geez... I guess you shouldn't be such a BABY about it...? anyone... no?

bab3ruthl3ss | 16

#6221758 - Thursday 5 March 2015 1:03

No.

By Stazza11 | 27

#6221711 - Thursday 5 March 2015 0:23

You probably did need to give birth though, to a huge shit. Same concept, completely different experience and people don't exactly congratulate you and want to hold it.