By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 253
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You should've said "I'm not a man" just to fuck with him too

You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

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You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!

never thought I would say this but thats a cool doctor.

You should've said "I'm not a man" just to fuck with him too

Luckily for OP, there's a chance the doctor thought OP was playing along with the joke and made a really good pretend freakout?

And told the doc he's the father.

The doctor knows his gender from the papers he has to submit before being seen...

#63 Way to kill it, captain obvious

"I thought you were a doctor and you can't even differentiate gender?!" Hahaha

took freaked out to a new level

Maybe you should take the next level. The capital level. Perhaps even a "T".

we all understand what he's saying, so is that really necessary? not defending him or anything but go about your business dude.

Sympathy pains for your girlfriend maybe?

Did the doctor diagnose stupidity?

Is it necessary?

You're a complete idiot, haha. Sorry OP, but you deserve this one.

Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary, but it's written on the ceiling!

Geez... I guess you shouldn't be such a BABY about it...? anyone... no?

You probably did need to give birth though, to a huge shit. Same concept, completely different experience and people don't exactly congratulate you and want to hold it.

I believe the proper term is mud baby

I think I laughed a little harder than I should have. Sorry, OP!

Why be sorry? This is FML. He posted this at his own risk. Of course we are going to mock OP.

Yes we're going to mock posters, but we're not going to be jerks about it.