Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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karacutiekd 0
haha dump him!!!
lifesabeach1213 7
Just incase the OP is wondering... all of the people saying 'that sucks' are probably fat whereas all the thin people are going 'you deserved it.'
thedeepthinker 0
@#1 EXACTLY what I was going to say!! Any man should know you cannot touch upon such a sensitive topic in such a blunt manner. It should be more along the lines of "As your sincere and honest friend I'm obliged to inform you that I think you would look 10x more beautiful if you spent some of your free time doing some healthful exercise. What say you we go for a run or a swim every now and then at our leisure?" Dat's better, idn'it?
alvidal08 0
lmfao wtf is wrong with your boyfriend? you dont play like that, you never play like that. wtf, i would havee smacked him. lmfao.
alvidal08 0
lmao i dont think you should dump him but be pissed at him, i would have told him "wtf ?"
tupaclives187 0
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jasonaldeanlover_fml 0
hes an asshole. you should of made him feel bad for him doing that
popper123 0
idk girl, if he is telling you then either he wants to break up with you cause your not suckin his dick or you are a fattass and need to lose a lot of weight
thedutchess8 0
well i'm a fatty but even if your thin i can imagine it hurts that your bf does that.
hahaheheugh 0
well if ur fat then u should b offended but if ur not then u shouldn't b lol