Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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Comments (129)
BitterLoser 0
the OP shoulda put "My boyfriend finally cared enough about my health and well being, that he elbowed me (hinting at) that i should go to a weight loss institute and hopefully get a degree in weight loss"
lesxup 0
y do people have to make fun of others on a flaw dont all of us have one
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
oh i agree with metalhead and dean. Or u should have threw up on him hahaha. or hit his junk and point out he has a small junk piece...and then throw up on him.. combo!!!
SympatheticLove 0
What a dick. He has no tact. Next time you see an add on t.v for penis enhancement or Viagra you should gently nudge him in the ribs and smile.
aFMLaddict 0
Haha, perhaps you should take it in consideration?
cornbreadking 0
Just say brb and come back with 2 large sodas and a box of milkduds lmao you gotta earn that insult!!
Snobahr 0
"Yes, honey, that's totally a great idea. When should we sign you up?" (Insert vapidly cheerful expression here)
Maladjusted1 0
No she shouldn't have elbowed him in the junk. there is no reason to ever kick/punch/elbow man there, unless a life threatening situation is going on. No man should have to endure that pain for that reason.
applessuckdick 0
Kick him in the balls.
sheribb 5
umm no haha