Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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Comments (129)
whatchutalkinbou 0
wo xi huancayo chi Jo dan
confused_chick 0
If my boyfriend did ANYTHING like that I would cut his dick off!!!
Freeze_fml 17
And then you'd eat it, right? Chubby.
energo 0
Disproportionate retribution much? More like psycho_chick.
comedychick 1
lmfaoo awe that amsucks
heyitsbrii 0
maybe, just maybe he has a sense of humor?(:
nastyest 0
Lmao..damn thats cold!
agent_102 0
eat shit :]
lOCODUlCExO 0
=) Next time , elbow him when an "Extenz" commercial comes on . That's a male enhancement pill. Haha.
chuk_norris_fml 0
Haha I'm retarded when i first read this I thought those were 2 separate sentences. I was reading it like: Today, during the trailer at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs. And smiled during an ad for a weightloss institute. FML And I was thinking, "okay.. so you got elbowed.. and your bf smiled... hmm where is the fml?"
Shmus 0
I think... Maybe... He was hinting something... Do something about it? Or! Eat it up with the popcorn.
fmlgirl829 0
you know what u should of done just to annoy him stuff popcorn in your mouth right in front of his face! and why would u even date a loser like that if i were u i would be pretty pisssed D: