Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
alvidal08 0
LMFAO @ #13 hahahaha.
pexy_fml 16
well said
HoleyColey 9
niiice
lakeylove 0
lol @ 11 yes cookies are my friend (NOT OATMEAL KIND I ONLY EAT OATMEALCOOKIES WITH THE CHOCO CHIPS!) well i like cinamon apple outmeal. not bland old ppl kind yuky! OKAYBACK TO UR FATNESS hey umm how much movie food did u buy?extra large pop corn???? herees a tip for u chunky dont use nutrisystem and all those crapy stuff ppl dont get it! ALL of the diet food is specially made diffeently to contain less fats and stuff and after u get thin u will be already used to 4 meals a day with a snack and will eat the same stuff only not specially made and u will be a sphere rather than hourglass. atleast u dont roll around in teh theather ROFL
AngelsKiss 0
You're really smart, aren't you? Your mama must be so proud of that grasp you've got on the English language. I totally want to take advice from you!
thedeepthinker 0
@14 Lay off the caffeine, and get some sleep for god's sake, you're all incoherent.
Fire_lights 0
ROFLMAO # 13 AHHAHAHA
Stpatch754 0
take the hint....
helpmeiamblind 0
Hey bitch, here's an idea: Instead of getting all moody and complaining, use this kind man's constructive criticism efficiently and go on a diet. Props to the BF for having the courage to say what needs to be said. The world needs more men like him. I hope you jogged home. and ROFLMAO @ #14 I mean, wtf were you high?
danielrp34 7
How did he elbow you in the ribs? You mean in the fat rolls?
pulpfiction_fml 3
Take a joke
izziegoesmeowxP 0
Lmao #13 xD Your should really do that in the same place that #1 said to and if theres a chance he was kidding pls if he gets to your ribs how the hell are you fat?
polico_wolf 0
its called a joke
mojo143 0
ouch. #18. That was a little harsh. And ur bf was maybe joking with you.