Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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Comments (129)
bbandbff555 0
dump his ass.
vreaulamata 0
So what? thats in no way an fml thats a lsfw - lose some fkn weight; jesus... what? when ur gonna be over 200 ponds u want someone to say haow lovely and slim u are today while u stuff another hamburger down your throat? unless your weight is within ten pound of a third of your height u are the one fkin your life up! FML? NO! it's go FYS!
ILovesMahBridge 0
YDI for having a body that can be elbowed YDI for eating YDI for having a mouth for you to eat with YDI for having a slow metabolism YDI for not going all Mrs.Bobbit on his ass YDI for creating something called the Burgerandpizza Super Fattening Shake. YDI for not elbowing him with a knife strapped to your elbow YDI for breathing. Air is extremely fattening.
MattC13 0
Roll into him.
GroovyGleavy 0
Owned
GemmyChic 0
OMG are you serious? If that was my boyfriend id slap him right there and then and would have left. You Should be proud of who you are and your boyfriend should love you no matter what you look like!
sk8towingstop 0
FATass
Palistus 0
YDI for not considering that A.) This might be a joke, or B.) You might really be overweight. Also, shut up you stuck up b*****s on this site, the heavy 'OMFG YOU SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED HIM AND SPIT ON HIM AND KILLED HIM AND LEFT HIM' feminism is not appreciated, it's annoying, it makes you sound 12.
1personinthiswor 0
I'm a girl. This has happened to me. He's a guy. Take a joke.
babay_xD 0
ahaha [: