Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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katie_bby 0
elbow him during a herpes commercial.
laceyxx 0
#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.
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Comments (129)
FOX12013 0
ah that's low. even for a joke. lol
icare217 0
You're beautiful.
carpe_noctemgrl 0
I'd of dumped my drink in his crotch and walked out!
MetalFish 0
why throw up on him? Just laugh at his c*ck and then you're even.
_Peppermint_ 34
omg I loled so hard I cried
baby_gore 0
dump him!!!
SadinSherman 16
What a jerk
kitkatt978 5
he's just caring about your health maybe?
lkrunner101 7
I hate how ppl complain that they're fat. if it really bothers u enough to post it on XML do something about it
VivaLaColdplay 27
Well.. At least he cares about you. :)