FML : Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

6

See the top FMLs

Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By walkingisfun - / Sunday 2 July 2017 20:00 /

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By RichardPencil | 22

#7478968 - Sunday 2 July 2017 08:14

At least you can rest assured that the thief is not authorized to ride that bike on campus. Karma's a bitch, but this time she is working for you;)

By Regulate | 21

#7479088 - Monday 3 July 2017 01:16

Well your university is shit but not as shit as someone that stole a bike. Thieves are the scum of the earth. Also, RichardPencil is not funny. Discuss.

Comments

By RichardPencil | 22

#7478968 - Sunday 2 July 2017 08:14

At least you can rest assured that the thief is not authorized to ride that bike on campus. Karma's a bitch, but this time she is working for you;)

By Regulate | 21

#7479088 - Monday 3 July 2017 01:16

Well your university is shit but not as shit as someone that stole a bike. Thieves are the scum of the earth. Also, RichardPencil is not funny. Discuss.

Reply

mitolit | 10

#7479218 - Monday 3 July 2017 11:02

He literally comments on every single FML with more misses than hits... I find him very annoying.

Reply

Regulate | 21

#7490403 - Thursday 13 July 2017 10:32

I like you.

By LeoCor | 18

#7479234 - Monday 3 July 2017 11:54

YDI for not locking up your bike correctly

By checamuk | 5

#7479454 - Monday 3 July 2017 09:26

Who says "half a year"?

Similar

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today on my way home from work I decided to go through the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car the dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my best friend blocked me on all social media and is refusing to speak to me, calling me "morally reprehensible". Why? I took a DnD Alignment test...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos