FML : Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By walkingisfun - / Sunday 2 July 2017 20:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7478968 - Sunday 2 July 2017 08:14

At least you can rest assured that the thief is not authorized to ride that bike on campus. Karma's a bitch, but this time she is working for you;)

By Regulate | 20

#7479088 - Monday 3 July 2017 01:16

Well your university is shit but not as shit as someone that stole a bike. Thieves are the scum of the earth. Also, RichardPencil is not funny. Discuss.

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7478968 - Sunday 2 July 2017 08:14

At least you can rest assured that the thief is not authorized to ride that bike on campus. Karma's a bitch, but this time she is working for you;)

By Regulate | 20

#7479088 - Monday 3 July 2017 01:16

Well your university is shit but not as shit as someone that stole a bike. Thieves are the scum of the earth. Also, RichardPencil is not funny. Discuss.

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mitolit | 8

#7479218 - Monday 3 July 2017 11:02

He literally comments on every single FML with more misses than hits... I find him very annoying.

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Regulate | 20

#7490403 - Thursday 13 July 2017 10:32

I like you.

By LeoCor | 12

#7479234 - Monday 3 July 2017 11:54

YDI for not locking up your bike correctly

By checamuk | 5

#7479454 - Monday 3 July 2017 09:26

Who says "half a year"?

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