Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
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Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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JessicaFLovve 9
it's the perfect disguise!
yarani 26
Love the way this is written xD
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Comments (75)
Ryodin 11
Repression?
dp920 14
maybe op was subconsciously horny
datoismyname 22
Aren't we all?
Wizardo 33
Completely cocked that up, don't worry rub over it and it'll shrink away...
gracehi 31
Paging Dr Freud...Paging Dr Freud.
kingdomgirl94 29
Repressed penis envy in the boardroom, stat.
Kamon97 23
Got the D on your mind?
yerawizardlizzy 27
I don't think you were "randomly" doodling, then.
davincidasecond 24
Well, something had to be on your mind while doodling then ...
Grauncho 27
And then you slowly turned to him and maintained intense eye contact without saying a word..
sonictardis 8
Don't forget to add in a creepy smile.
ber4fun13 10
I wonder if the OP is female or not
RedPillSucks 31
Thinking the same thing. It would be funnier if OP was female.
sunnyray812 42
Add pupils and a smiley. Then the dick and balls will be eyes and a nose.
enlargedcoccyx 1
you know this how?