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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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JessicaFLovve 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:51

it's the perfect disguise!

yarani 26

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:51

Love the way this is written xD

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Ryodin 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:00

Repression?

dp920 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:01

maybe op was subconsciously horny

datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:31

Aren't we all?

Wizardo 33

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:02

Completely cocked that up, don't worry rub over it and it'll shrink away...

gracehi 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:03

Paging Dr Freud...Paging Dr Freud.

kingdomgirl94 29

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:08

Repressed penis envy in the boardroom, stat.

Kamon97 23

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:10

Got the D on your mind?

yerawizardlizzy 27

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:13

I don't think you were "randomly" doodling, then.

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:16

Well, something had to be on your mind while doodling then ...

Grauncho 27

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:21

And then you slowly turned to him and maintained intense eye contact without saying a word..

sonictardis 8

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:27

Don't forget to add in a creepy smile.

ber4fun13 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:25

I wonder if the OP is female or not

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 20:26

Thinking the same thing. It would be funnier if OP was female.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:28

Add pupils and a smiley. Then the dick and balls will be eyes and a nose.

enlargedcoccyx 1

Friday 28 February 2014 10:25

you know this how?

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked me if I remembered what I did in my sleep last night. Turns out, in my sleep, I grabbed her crotch and said, “Just making sure you’re not Shae.” Shae is her sister. FML

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Today, I've realized my cat only comes into my room to stare out the window for like two or three minutes before leaving. I have insomnia, so I wouldn't mind having him nearby, but this is unfortunately the only time he wants nothing to do with me. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

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