Sounds like you improved the schedule.

Second

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORTA FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GAWD!!!!!!!!!! THANK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

YDI for wearing sunglasses in the dark, with a solar-powered flashlight, and a waterproof bathing suit!

uhhh......what?

u shoulda said suck my then pointed at the paper

guess she needs to know something

?

Ouch. Jet

A subliminal message, maybe?

Lolfail

Definitely a win.

What a great coincidence.

:) i love ittt.

lol...But put this on mylifeisaverage.com instead

This does not happen to an average person XD XD

EPIC FAIL!!!!! : ]

Maybe you want your boss to give it to you... that just helped him out, continue to keep sending him messages like that, so you can get a lonely night in the hot tub with him, dont be shy, cuntburger ho

OP stated it was a "she" dood, lul? Still sounds hot tho.

hahha oh snap