Work: Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled...

By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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brrrx 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Sounds like you improved the schedule.

paintballer394 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

A subliminal message, maybe?

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brrrx 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Sounds like you improved the schedule.

Grndslmhttr3 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:29

Second

cornbutter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:16

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORTA FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GAWD!!!!!!!!!! THANK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

breadonabun 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:46

YDI for wearing sunglasses in the dark, with a solar-powered flashlight, and a waterproof bathing suit!

qq422 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:25

uhhh......what?

killerviral 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:08

u shoulda said suck my then pointed at the paper

flabbergaste22 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:21

guess she needs to know something

angizzlelolhahah 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:30

Jethro_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Ouch. Jet

paintballer394 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

A subliminal message, maybe?

sublime93 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:05

Lolfail

snavula 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 5:35

Definitely a win.

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:05

What a great coincidence.

emilyisbomb 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:06

:) i love ittt.

dramakat11 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:06

lol...But put this on mylifeisaverage.com instead

iGreen_Day 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:36

This does not happen to an average person XD XD

darklove6792 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:06

EPIC FAIL!!!!! : ]

ananamoose 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:06

Maybe you want your boss to give it to you... that just helped him out, continue to keep sending him messages like that, so you can get a lonely night in the hot tub with him, dont be shy, cuntburger ho