Sexism and Intimacy: Stop perving - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML

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Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML

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By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

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By sick - 30/09/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I went to the coffee shop for my usual morning latte before class. When I got my drink, I asked again to make sure it was soy. The barista assured me it was. It wasn't. I'm ridiculously lactose intolerant and just spent six hours throwing up because she was too lazy to correct her mistake. FML

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By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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bagginzy 14

Friday 14 January 2011 8:57

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

chelle_starlight 0

Friday 14 January 2011 9:02

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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olbrocko 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:05

"boo hoo, I'm burdened with male attention.".

maybaybe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:16

At least you have a nice chest.

fmluserguy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:39

so do u

RazHuni 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:24

You're all being assholes. She probably didn't deserve it. Not only that, but a barista is a woman, not a man. Don't tell her it's her fault because revealing clothing makes them more noticeable to men. It was either a lesbian staring or, more likely, a jealous girl.

mdkid97 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:34

treasure???

SweetieLish 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:05

Next time, write the order on your chest so he'll get it.

matthew2424 3

Friday 14 January 2011 13:19

This story is useless without pics.

DocBastard 38

Friday 14 January 2011 13:24

Can I reasonably assume you ordered your coffee without milk since you brought your own?

ulicksam 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:00

And you were probably wearing something to show off your assets. I hate when women do that but then bitch when someone looks at them. YDI anyway for paying so much for a cup of coffee.

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Friday 14 January 2011 14:20

Starbucks has the best coffee. MysteryGuitarman

jamjelly386 5

Friday 14 January 2011 14:23

Then don't dress like a *****.

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