Stop perving

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 562
You deserved it 12 425

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

chelle_starlight 0

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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I love how everyone thinks this is your fault! That'll teach you to have big boobs! hahah

Neither "I agree, your life sucks", nor "you deserved it" option can be applied to this FML. We need a third option here. Something like... "nice!"

Just take it as a compliment darling, you can't get very far with a nice chest :)

PatRme 9

A pretty woman with nice breasts had to spend thirty extra seconds to order her expensive, delicious coffee. This is a first world problem if I've ever seen one.

hatemeorkillme 4

Thats because ur boobs are big prob ur fault that u have huge boobies

I'm not exactly sure why so many people clicked "YDI". It's not your fault if you're busty; unless, of course, you had plastic surgery to make them bigger...

How in any way does she deserve this? It's not her fault she's a bit busty.

That would require having some brain other than chest.