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Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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glenzhao2 16
Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.
chelle_starlight 0
you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha
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Comments (240)
layybayy33 0
aha awesome
nerdsgetmehot 23
Boo-hoo, you have large boobs. Poor you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#141 I'm definitely not a large-breasted woman...Just a jealous woman with miniscule boobs who finds it silly that large-breasted women complain about theirs so often. :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
**** this. I am way too ******* depressed for this shit. I am so sick of it all.
RazHuni 0
I have small boobs too, but quite honestly, I don't WANT large boobs. What annoys me is how girls complain all the time about their breast size, small or large. Can't we just be happy with our bodies? No?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Honestly, I am trying to be happy with my body. But it's hard when I get so many comments of "You're so flat-chested" and "You have the figure of a 12 year old boy." It would be way easier if people were tolerant and didn't choose to throw so many negative comments at me about my appearance. But as it as, I feel awful about my appearance daily. I'm not usually like this in FML comments, but I've honestly just reached a breaking point.
5t3ff1k4h 47
^^This. I think you've summed it up for all of us "blessed" with a small chest. I had my little sister come up to me the other day and point and laugh, all while saying "haha, you have no boobs!" - It's little things like that which add up and topple the tower of comments we deal with daily. I'm not flat chested, but I don't have a bountiful chest sitting between my shoulders. There's no such bloody thing as a "flat chest" unless you really are prepubescent, anyway!
Knock_Out 0
Honestly, to me, a guy, boob size doesn't matter. All of you perverts who think boobs and butts are everything are complete and total ASSHOLES! F your lives you inconsistent pervert jerks. Stop judging women, and be a good person. No "Make me a sandwich". It only makes you look LAZY and SELFISH. To all the women out there who are reading my post, I am sorry that a lot of men are superficial and idiotic jerks. I am not, so you don't have to worry. There is still hope for good guys existence. Also, I know girls do the same thing sometimes, but they aren't nearly as bad as the 90% of the human population who judge women on their looks, not even considering personality. I personally favor brown eyed brunets, because that is what I am as well. I love myself, because I am not a jerk who considers the worst of things in women. If anyone wants to talk to me about this, just send me a message.
momo1972 3
not likely, you would to be a guy too. if he works at Starbucks he's gotta be gay
Lacrosse00 0
how is this an fml. oh because your life was inconvienanced for a minute because son guy was starring at your obviously nice ****. this post from you was just a cry for attention. get over yourself. this is only gonna happen again.
hotchick90037 3
this is not an fml take it as a compliment that's what I do when people stare at my boobs
SarevokRob 1
don't dress like a ****. if the mammaries are not visible, guys won't stare. you are giving people a reason to stare. and 9 times out of 10; you like the attention. YDI
brighteyes81 0
That's rediculous. That's like saying a woman deserves deserves to be raped because she wears revealing clothes. You're an idiot.
xMaddy_t 0
You can still see what size her chest is even if it was covered.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Some shirts minimize busts. Some girls also wear cleavage enhancing bras, so you really can't tell.
xMaddy_t 0
Yeah, true. Eh, who really knows but her right
leslieluu 0
Guys will still stare even if your not revealing them. You obviously don't know what it's like to be a girl or your a girl whose jealous
vivek585 5
I guess that means you have a nice rack. Take it as a compliment, not an FML. :-p
herevgoagain 0
he was staring at ur breasts...n u had to tell :P
thenerddizzle1 0
that wouldn't happen at costa
DeathShad0 1
I have a feeling you were showing a little too much, OP.