Stop perving
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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Top comments
glenzhao2 16
Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.
chelle_starlight 0
you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha
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Comments (240)
brighteyes81 0
Sorry OP, I can't help it. I love boobs...is that so bad? I made your coffee, I put a free shot of espresso in it to. Humph! Rude!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Are you the lady who, a couple of FMLs ago, posted how one of your coworkers yelled "DUDE!" when you took off you coat, while he stared at your chest?
abouttofly 12
There sure are a lot of guys complaining that women wear revealing tops but don't want their boobs stared at. You would think they would be able to deduce from this that wearing revealing clothes does not automatically imply wanting to be ogled.
persimmon 0
then don't dress like a *****
brokenhelix 4
get a double mastectomy and shave your head. I guarantee you'll never ever have such a horrible coffee ordering experience again
lulzaroonie 0
he was trying to work out which one of them was talking
estebanromo18 0
That what u get for having good ****
omg2funny 1
well just for that, you should've paid him half price...
dansco 25
@#193 - after reading a few sentences of your reply, I conclude you're gay lol
river8844 0
lol i hate when that happens was he hot? ;D