Anonymous
Ireland
Stop perving
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Latte
Boston, United States
Latte
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
lifedoessuck12
Philippines
It's not what you think
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creepypasta
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Jeffery89000
Toronto, Canada
Fight or flight
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Anonymous
United States
All you need is hate
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Christine.T
Boston, United States
Morning joe
Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML
Jim
Doofus
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
United States
Entitled
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Introvert moment
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Nice
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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glenzhao2 16
Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.
chelle_starlight 0
you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha
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fofo_trixibell 0
Whether or not she has an appealing chest is irrelevant. I hope you spoke to the manager about that barrister, OP, because he should not be allowed to treat customers like that. If I had an employee like that, I would fire him in a heart beat. To have to repeat once has a reasonable degree of innocence, but three times is incredibly rude.
DU0 0
So, how about that chest, eh? :]]
THEmuffinpan 0
Or maybe it was a barista as she stated? I heard in far off lands girls can like boobs too.
THEmuffinpan 0
Well I give a shit. The assumption that all males are pigs is just as insulting. Not everyone that has a penis thinks with it.
DU0 0
It's the internet. What did you expect? :l
afdude87 6
girls wear low cut shit for a reason. there's no medical gain or reason to hang your **** out, unless you got really bad breast sweat or something. point is, if girls dont like guys oogling, dont wear stuff that shows it off, no reason to get mad that people stare if 'feeling sexy,' 'getting noticed', or being 'in style' is the reason you wear it
afdude87 6
i agree
clarebluehair13 0
it's not always what you wear, I'm a 32E and some guys will stare at them even if I wear a polo neck!
DU0 0
Guys are going to stare whether rude or not, and that's that.
SirEBC 7
Well, 76, my guess is it's because you're a 32E. Your situation is a little different from that of most women.
smr167 6
I call bullshit
Dragons_corner 6
62 you should not point fingers. I work with 2 girls that do this too. It's not just guys. it's is rude to do that.
debbster7 18
you're right. if anything she should have at least complained about them only paying attention to her chest. however, none of this would have happened if she was more conservative of it in the first place.
TheDrifter 24
Awe don't be like that, some of us are easily distracted .. something.. something ADHD. Or op could have been wearing glitter on her cleavage. Glitter and cleavage together is like a cluster bomb. You will hit the doctor or lawyer you're aiming for, but you will also get the barista and the homeless guy jacking off on the bus, that's just how it goes.
RedPillSucks 33
@72, She may not have been wearing a low cut or revealing top at all. Some guys will stare no matter what. Just like the FML several weeks back about the guy that couldn't help staring at his grandma's ****.
taradeborde87 3
Wow #97 Debbster, you are an ignorant bitch! She NEVER said she was wearing a revealing shirt. Conservative? I hope you only wear turtlenecks then. So if a girl wearing a skirt and tanktop were to get raped, would she deserve it, because, after all, she should be more conservative in the first place
ppriscilla 0
still, thats kinda annoying
x_missystaceey 0
agree --;
grandpaearthling 2
actually he was staring at your amazing camel toe. you assume it was you're chest because that's what usually happens. don't wear tight biker shorts. problem semi solved
Keyman1212 14
Who said he was a male? My view may be a little skewed due to the Starbucks near me, but all the Batista's around here are female, or effeminate males. So I guess you were ordering from a lesbian?
Dragons_corner 6
20 is right. the 4 star bucks around here all have girls. seen a guy in one but he was gay.
RoseBlack123 37
Nah, in both the areas here I've seen more males than females working at Starbucks
tom_es 3
congratulations it must be a nice one! be happy about it.
morganavery33 5
lmao. punch them
Donkeydick360 0
punch the ****?
gsguitarist 0
You are hot
jinxthejinx 0
YDI for being in a Starbucks.
foolishgirl 0
this isnt an FML, its a perv comment :P
LemonStarship 5
Next time you go I'll take a venti strawberries and creme please.
aenemadreamer 0
op is so used to using her **** for power that she either did this subconciously or she did it on purpose, either way its her effin fault. YDI. she was probably wearing something revealing or propping them up on the counter.
OneLittleAdditio 9
You don't know that. Maybe she was wearing a turtleneck. Girls don't have to show cleavage for a guy to be a perv. Bitch.
RedPillSucks 33
sigh.... Cause it's always the womans fault for flaunting it when guys [insert lewd action here].
taradeborde87 3
#34, I seriously wish I could kick you in the nuts. What an ignorant, childish, ape-like statement. Using them for power, revealing shirt, propping them on the counter?! She didn't say any of that, just your imagination. Good luck ever finding a girl to put up with your bullshit.
taradeborde87 3
Yeah #34, using them for power... The more I think about it, the more obvious it becomes that you must have endured lots of rejection from women. Good luck with that friend, with the shit that comes from your mouth, there will be plenty more women turning you down as time goes on. :)