Sounds nice
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This can't be the truth, there's only a small percentage of Americans who are male, 40 something, and lack both legs. We're talking the pastime of a very, and I mean VERY small demographic.
He is probably a veteran
19- Everyone from Minnesota is a veteran. We have to survive those cheeseheads from Wisconsin. It's not an easy task.
America's favorite pastime is either eating or masterbating.
Why does the man having no legs have anything to do with this FML?
Definitely is mine.(;
RUN! he's got no legs
You got even more downvotes when you tried to redeem yourself. I'd suggest not trying again.
Pointing it out didn't do you much good either so far, best to let him just wallow in his downvotes.
Dave, let Bacon wallow in the mess he created. Leave him be.
This whole thread is being thumbed down. Maybe if I say something clever, and unrelated to the other people drawing attention to the other's obvious mistakes, I won't be voted down.......?
Thumb me down pls. Pls pls pls.
Just go with it, poor man has no legs and he's drinking his sorrows away :/
It's captain Dan from Forrest Gump.
Does having no legs make it YOUR FML? quit being a botch and respect the man
I know man botches these days
87- it's actually Lieutenant Dan tyvm... :/
He's sounds nice, then..BAM! He's talking about your nipples
But he wasn't talking about OP's nipples, just nipples in general. Nipples are great. OP, you could've ended the conversation, changed the subject, or walked away. Nothing compels a bartender to listen to crap except for money. If the drunken rambler is a heavy tipper, you can excuse yourself "to take care of other customers" then come back a while later with a different topic to discuss.
LIEUTENANT DAN!
Hey it's the fisherman dude from family guy!
That's my boat.
I brought you ice cream lieutenant Dan...iiiiccceee creeeaaam
65- interesting you should say that. I just saw Gary Sinese (Lieutenant Dan) narrating at the Candlelight performance at Disneyland!
So how much DID he love nipples?
Unfortunately, this comes with the job.
at least he wasn't talking about how much he loves feet... ps: who the hell votes this as a YDI?
People who think it comes with the job to listen to nonsense stories. If you don't want to listen to drunken gibberish, don't become a bartender.
People who vote YDI think "gee, she works at a bar so she wears skimpy revealing clothing to garnish higher tips, which consequently gives this poor paraplegic the idea that it's okay to talk about her nipples, because 'she's practically doing a Brazilian tassel dance for me with them anyway.'" I will concede that I have never been to a bar where the women bartenders were prudently dressed however. Do the Amish have bars?
Whew... Not the only one..
Lol
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Just go with it, poor man has no legs and he's drinking his sorrows away :/
Hey it's the fisherman dude from family guy!