By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
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maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

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maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

Have you ever thought of the possibility that this man has a sixth sense, and he believes you're pregnant. God knows

Yes, sixth sense that let's him to detect pregnant women, that totally makes sense...

Don't u dare question Jesus

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

If he's buying her drinks I say just go with it.

He was probably just drunk don't feel bad :)

Maybe he was just drunk and blurted it out he probably didn't think you're pregnant at all!

play a joke on him, have fun with it, but dont take it too harshly. its not like you have to ever see him again

At least he got the "woman" thing right.

Oh man...NEVER guess or assume a woman is pregnant unless you physically see her in labour lol.

not even if shes very obviously visibly showing? the only way i can see that backfiring is if she obese, then it can sometimes be hard to tell. but if shes a healthy weight...

Eating pickles with ice cream and mayo: Well, maybe she's just hungry for some strange stuff? Wouldn't wanna judge her eating habits. Morning sickness: Shouldn't have eaten pickles with ice cream. Swollen breasts: What? I... i haven't even... what? Did anything... haven't noticed. Clearly pregnant belly: Well, dunno, could be carrying a watermelon below her shirt... or maybe she just drank a lot of water. Water broke: See, she did drink a lot of water. Told you so. Now she just didn't manage to get on the toilet in time. Contractions: Yeah, no, I'm still gonna say it's the pickles with ice cream. Baby is born: Oh, so you were pregnant. Mazel tov!

This is wisdom, well done my friend.I'd go a step further. Even after the baby is born best response is, "what that's your baby?! But you weren't even pregnant."

nooo you just don't do it!! If she brings it up that's one thing, but just don't!!

Well at least his intension was to compliment your sexual appeal, his execution was just a little off! I'm sure you're very beautiful, OP.

That must have been a turn off!