Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
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noobsatin
| 19
maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.
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daisylokes
| 16
awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol
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noobsatin
| 19
maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.
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joseph19921992
| 10
Have you ever thought of the possibility that this man has a sixth sense, and he believes you're pregnant. God knows
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LolzBomber
| 11
Yes, sixth sense that let's him to detect pregnant women, that totally makes sense...
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joseph19921992
| 10
Don't u dare question Jesus
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nyctophobia
| 5
I doubt it.
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daisylokes
| 16
awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol
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LunaaBluee
| 27
If he's buying her drinks I say just go with it.
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kevinu125
| 7
He was probably just drunk don't feel bad :)
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Kamon97
| 23
Maybe he was just drunk and blurted it out he probably didn't think you're pregnant at all!
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foxwasalamb
| 24
play a joke on him, have fun with it, but dont take it too harshly. its not like you have to ever see him again
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andiesaur
| 18
At least he got the "woman" thing right.
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paigexox0
| 37
Oh man...NEVER guess or assume a woman is pregnant unless you physically see her in labour lol.
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foxwasalamb
| 24
not even if shes very obviously visibly showing? the only way i can see that backfiring is if she obese, then it can sometimes be hard to tell. but if shes a healthy weight...
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Voij
| 16
Eating pickles with ice cream and mayo: Well, maybe she's just hungry for some strange stuff? Wouldn't wanna judge her eating habits.
Morning sickness: Shouldn't have eaten pickles with ice cream.
Swollen breasts: What? I... i haven't even... what? Did anything... haven't noticed.
Clearly pregnant belly: Well, dunno, could be carrying a watermelon below her shirt... or maybe she just drank a lot of water.
Water broke: See, she did drink a lot of water. Told you so. Now she just didn't manage to get on the toilet in time.
Contractions: Yeah, no, I'm still gonna say it's the pickles with ice cream.
Baby is born: Oh, so you were pregnant. Mazel tov!
Morning sickness: Shouldn't have eaten pickles with ice cream.
Swollen breasts: What? I... i haven't even... what? Did anything... haven't noticed.
Clearly pregnant belly: Well, dunno, could be carrying a watermelon below her shirt... or maybe she just drank a lot of water.
Water broke: See, she did drink a lot of water. Told you so. Now she just didn't manage to get on the toilet in time.
Contractions: Yeah, no, I'm still gonna say it's the pickles with ice cream.
Baby is born: Oh, so you were pregnant. Mazel tov!
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cakefete2
| 30
This is wisdom, well done my friend.I'd go a step further. Even after the baby is born best response is, "what that's your baby?! But you weren't even pregnant."
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corpsebrunette
| 8
nooo you just don't do it!! If she brings it up that's one thing, but just don't!!
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Earths_Venus
| 25
Seems you soon will be!
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PewDiePie_Lover
| 14
no. just no.
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kylieh72
| 25
Well at least his intension was to compliment your sexual appeal, his execution was just a little off! I'm sure you're very beautiful, OP.
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TheRoyalBattler
| 5
That must have been a turn off!