By Eliza - United States - San Antonio
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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  br0ccoli  |  14

14-possible reasons: Sheer boredom and dissatisfaction with life. Mental problems. Sociopathic, covetous personality. Who knows?

OP needs to just live her life. There's nothing you can do about other people.


Some people just want to watch the world burn. Some people need the psychoanalysis of Freud to fully determine their strange idiosyncrasies. OP, I think you have great reason to falcon-punch that lady.

  VorpikeII  |  17

I hate my iPod. Auto correct is a bitch, so let's try again:

Court Restraint? It will get her to stop following OP, then again, if the woman is that obsessed it might end up worse. It's worth a try though. Good Luck OP.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

@71 not sure how this relates to 23s comment.
Did you mean OP should get a MacIntosh, or a MAC-10?
Either way, OP stalker is going to try to get a better MacIntosh or MAC-11

  br0ccoli  |  14

50-I'd rather have no stalkers at all. It's obvious she wants to be like OP. This isn't something new.

I believe it was the Aztecs that used to eat the hearts of the bravest enemies they've killed bc they believed in doing so they would gain their enemy's courage and strength. Stalker girl thinks having better stuff will make her better than OP. It's the modern version of what was done by the ancient people.

While OP is just creeped out at the moment, you can never be too careful. Her brain might flip a switch then next thing you know, she's Hannibal.