Love: Sore loser

Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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stephhrunsaway 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:31

Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.

mimiminx 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:32

What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!

Comments

itsjusyme 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:39

Hmmm,... Weight is a problem in this day and age...

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:40

Bit ironic, as he chose to be in a relationship with you and acts like the pig himself. You deserve much better than that sore loser.

Mimsz 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:42

i dislike how guys can have the guts to put down a girl like that, especially when use were only joking around. dont worry your a strong person at the end of the day

MissAmz 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:23

.. You don't say.

etchsanity1 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:56

Well I would say start working out tone up and kick his butt that much worse ;) Then go grab the next boyfriend this ones too weak for you

generalasskicker 12

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:56

First off either he's a really weak guy you are big or you are a really strong girl secondly he is a dick

iwadasn 32

Thursday 14 March 2013 22:57

Who's physically stronger really doesn't matter in a healthy relationship. OP's boyfriend is a jerk for thinking it does.

Bunny21 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:05

If he ever tries to become intimate you should say, "That's it?" With a disappointed face and just walk out. That'll teach him a lesson. >:)

james9120 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:13

Lol well are you??

MissAmz 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:22

She probably isn't fat at all.. She's probably tank!! Big difference.

kozzard 17

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:26

I would have "accidentally" crushed his nuts with my knee as I got off him, then apologized by saying "Sorry, but lets face it, it's really hard to see, I left the magnifying glass at home."