Love: Sore loser

Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

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You deserved it 29 083

By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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You deserved it 5 686

stephhrunsaway 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:31

Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.

mimiminx 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:32

What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!

Comments

To_Die_For 7

Friday 15 March 2013 12:32

How did I know this all took place in Australia before seeing the location. Australians just know...

Dadvocate 5

Friday 15 March 2013 12:33

Wow all you girls that seem like feminists are all jumping on the ban wagon and quick to assume the worst of this guy. If it bothers ya that much maybe a treadmill wudnt kill ya. Juss sayin you all leave comments like you've known this guy for years and are sure hes a jerk then try to give advice like ur dr phil. Get a grip on urselves.

scr_sensei 14

Friday 15 March 2013 14:30

Just because he's a sore loser and a jerk doesn't mean you should just dump him for it... but he doesn't sound like much of a keeper, either.

Un1c04n 2

Friday 15 March 2013 19:12

Any guy who talks to his girl like that deserves to be dumped.

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 7:43

His balls are crushed because he got his ass handed to him by his girlfriend.

scott82 5

Saturday 16 March 2013 10:24

Time to lay of Mickey dee breakfast and hit the treadmill !

Lala254 2

Saturday 16 March 2013 18:34

Time to high five his face. ;)

Misfit365 2

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:04

U shoulda replied and you are a lady dog because you lost to a girl

sleepyolivia 14

Sunday 10 April 2016 21:35

I don't know because I wasn't there, but since you guys were play-fighting it honestly sounds like he may have just been joking.

tigerbyrn 13

Monday 1 August 2016 0:24

Since you were pinning him down, you could have made him beg, apologize and admit he got trashed by a girl. After all, it's not like he could have even got up unless you decided to let him go. Hell, depending on the pin, you could have even made things painful for him by twisting his arm or something(but I wouldn't go that far....)