OK, globehead

By IntimacyShintimacy - 28/12/2021 22:59

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Today, after a kid-less, romantic dinner, complete with fancy wine and a back rub, my wife decided that researching Flat Earth Theory was more interesting than sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 070
You deserved it 438

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I guess your North Pole isn't getting it done for her anymore.

Well, there’s his problem right there. Most women prefer it in the South Pole region.

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I guess your North Pole isn't getting it done for her anymore.

Well, there’s his problem right there. Most women prefer it in the South Pole region.

But for the north and south poles to meet would require geomagnetic reversal, thereby causing worldwide cataclysmic events!

Well, on the flat Earth, the North Pole is on the top side (because Santa) where we all live. The South Pole is on the bottom side where everything falls off, so no one ever goes there.

mustn't hand been a very good back rub

was sex talked about, or did you think "I'll just do these things and sex will happen"? communication is the key.

Been there. Now my ex wife. Much happier with somebody who cares.

Misreads check box... I agree, your wife sucks!