Blood rat

By jadalee8290 - 30/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Shallotte

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Today, while we're on vacation, my 6 year-old son barged in the bathroom as I was changing my tampon. He was horrified and kept screaming, asking why I “pulled a blood rat out of my butt.” FML
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You deserved it 243

Same thing different taste

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Well shit! That is probably the most scarring thing that could happen to the little guy but dang it’s also funny.

"Because I'm just that ******' tough!" Next time you tell him to finish his vegetables, he's gonna finish his goddamn vegetables!

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"Because I'm just that ******' tough!" Next time you tell him to finish his vegetables, he's gonna finish his goddamn vegetables!

Well shit! That is probably the most scarring thing that could happen to the little guy but dang it’s also funny.

Well shit! That is probably the most scarring thing that could happen to the little guy but dang it’s also funny.

Well, he's learned to knock now hopefully.

Hopefully OP also learned to lock the door first.

"Hey, son! Welcome to your first game of 'Screwed Around and Found Out!' Thanks for playing!"

Why didn't you lock the bathroom door?