Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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BWill9014 4
Not too bright are we?
Kirablahblah 0
This is why they say "just because you can doesn't mean you should". Regardless of the fact that he provided alcohol at his party, you were drinking underage. It wasn't his responsibility to make sure that you specifically did not. Also, if you posted the pictures yourself, you should know better, because any of your future jobs or future colleges are at liberty to look up your name on the internet, and find your web pages to see if they portray you as being someone they may or may not want involved with them.
betty66 3
oops, that was meant for #30
FyourLife4Eva 0
and THATS why my profile is private.... co-workers arent my friends.... and I put privacy settings on certain posts or pics I put up... You know you can block certain people from seeing certain things, right??
FyourLife4Eva 0
and THATS why my profile is private.... co-workers arent my friends.... and I put privacy settings on certain posts or pics I put up... You know you can block certain people from seeing certain things, right??
ersa1802 0
you're still underage... it was your boss' party and he supplied the booze, but he's not going to babysit you.. and these are the type of reasons i decided to get rid of my facebook,
ktmr316 0
post pictures of him drinking with you guys, if you have any
Ilike2makepoopy 0
Still ur fault 4 drinkin if ur a minor doesnt matter if he supplied it
phatdaddy62 23
Ummm, dumbasses, nobody said OP posted the pictures on facebook. OP said the pictures were on facebook. Anyone at the party could have posted them.
MuchDance90s 0
He had to fire you to save himself. While I think America has a ridiculous drinking age, the law is the law, and you have to be a bit more discreet.