Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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Comments (163)
lil_ham1644 29
That doesn't mean you had to drink it, take pics of you drinking it, or post the pics if you drinking online.
snivellus 6
it just says the pics were on Facebook, not on their personal account. for all we know a coworkers snapped a pick and posted it, then the boss saw.
SexyMexi21 23
His party . Your face book pictures. watch what you post.
iwood214 14
Even though he supplied it, you had the choice not to drink it
AlysoninAlaska 19
Even if it was his party and he supplied the booze, if you're underage, you shouldn't have been drinking it. You also shouldn't have posted pictures of you drinking while underage on the Internet, that was really stupid. He's completely right in not wanting his business to have that kind of reputation.
gatorgirl7563 22
Damn hypocrite! Tell the cops and get him put in jail for providing alcohol to a minor.
Chewie94 8
Did he force you to drink it?
kashers 11
Just because there is a hole doesn't mean you should put your dick in it.... Same logic for this.
becca9985 34
Just because he supplied the alcohol, if you're underage, you're underage. It's still inappropriate whether the temptation is there or not and clearly you weren't responsible enough to make the right decision, regardless of whether or not your job was riding on it. You deserved it.
wysegirl 24
Were you the idiot that posted them on Facebook or someone else? Either way there are consequences for all actions.