Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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Comments (163)
FirstOfMay 2
FYL for him being a hypocrite. But really, YDI for allowing the pictures to be taken/put up on the Internet. Dumb.
olg2209 0
so threaten to tell your parents for them to press charges for u being under age. its called corruption of a minor , or give u your job back .
themixedt4pe 0
Shouldn't have put the pictures on Facebook then. Better yet, shouldn't have been drinking underage in the first place. Problem solved.
Terezi 0
Some days, I wonder if the world could get any dumber. Then, I see things like this. To quote a rather internet famous song, "You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real."
Anteezy 7
We gone find you homeboy.
JohnFR33M4N 0
47 is a fail
Terezi 0
It's time for you to live up to your family name and face full life consequences.
alexFYL 11
Uh, duh. You put the evidence up on Facebook, and he wants you gone. That's a no-brainer.
penguinazul 13
I'm with everyone else on this one; just because there's booze doesn't mean you should drink it, especially if you're underage. But even if you are of-age, that doesn't mean you should drink it. Personally, I would never get drunk around my boss as, like the boss said, it produces a bad image. What if you have to drive home, or you have an alcohol problem? If you choose to drink anyway, and you make an ass out of yourself, and then post pictures of it on the internet, then by all means, YDI. Get drunk at a relative/friend's party, not where whatever you say/do could potentially result in something terrible happening, such as losing your job.
mike3775 39
So lets see, you posted a picture of you doing something illegal, and you then cry because it came back to bite you in the ass? Sorry but this is exactly why I tell my kids to NEVER put pictures or to brag about what they did on the internet.
stevenmx86 8
I don't know why ydi isn't winning.. He may have provided the alcohol but he never said "hey, make it public that you're drinking"
rooisRAD 4
I'd still have a job if I was in the kitchen makin you a sandwich instead of touching my nuts on a bridge with your boss.