Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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joshosh420 2
So dont put that kind of stuff on there.
baden18830 5
idiot. of course he doesn't want that image. he obviously doesn't care if you drink, he cares that you were dumb enough to let the pics if it get on internet
PsychoticAsylum 26
Why yes, it may have been his party, and it may have been him who supplied the booze, but was it he who forced you to drink it underage? It was YOUR decision to drink, not his. It was also your fault those pics got on FB. If you hadn't been drinking, this wouldn't happen. He has every given right to fire you, and you have no right to complain.
chum59 4
He cant fire you for that
bsmith84 0
You drank it. He didn't force it down your throat. Your fault. He was most likely supplying it for his of-age friends. Sorry, YDI.
courk94 6
Rule number one in regards to work & social life .. never ever be friends with people u work with on Facebook; rule number two, if u drink at a work party, don't get trashed, if ur underage .. don't drink at all .. I'm 17, and have worked since I was 14 full time, and attended many work functions, even when I have been pressured to drink by co-workers, I have not accepted even one drink, it's common sense and responsibility
ImTheAlpha 30
Ya done goofed. So did your boss. YA DONE GOOFED!
insomniac8400 13
...and then you posted the pictures on Facebook. dumbass.
hornyrabbit12 8
Well you got fired and the pictures are still on facebook. Doesn't mean you can't use them against the company
Bridgettecake69 5
It doesn't matter. It's your responsibility to say know. YDI. Also, if you took the pictures or tagged yourself in them it's even more your fault.