Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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Comments (163)
TempestRain 0
I'd have fired you for being an ungrateful dumbass! Posting pictures that could implicate him in illegal activity? Tisk tisk you ass hole.
snickleberry 0
ahah, u did at least make a scene or yell some nasty words, rite?
pip74205 9
Sue him for wrongful termination. Report him to the police for Corruption of Minors for serving you alcohol. Make a deal to testify for immunity for your charge of drinking under age.
capnbzarr 43
^this, 100%. The guy cannot corrupt you and then fire you for being corrupt. Get yourself a good lawyer immediately.
Akalia_fml 7
Just because your boss is the one who supplied the alcohol, doesn't mean that you should drink it if your underage.
asianive 0
that sucks!!!!!!!!
Emilyinroom483 7
Unless he ACTUALLY HANDED YOU the alcohol, that's not an excuse because... you're underage and you shouldn't have been drinking it.
capnbzarr 43
Wow, who peed in your cheerios this morning? OP, don't listen to this grinch.
capnbzarr 43
This site sucks at threading. This comment is supposed to be in reply to #74.
DocBastard 40
The site doesn't suck at anything. You suck at hitting the correct "reply" link. I guarantee you the site doesn't select whose response will go where. Are you familiar with the acronym PEBKAC?
KJames_87 0
LAWSUIT!!!!
Babblez 0
I didn't comment here -_-;
Khfan12 13
How does the fact that the booze was there justify you drinking it?
username5000 0
Your fault, you shouldn't be in pictures doing illegal things at his company if you expect to keep your job there. think of it from his point of view!