Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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Comments (163)
salsalover_12 5
yeah but OP you made the choice to drink the booze and therefore ydi just because something is supplied at a party does not mean you have to eat or drink it something being there doesn't mean you must eat or drink it you still had a choice and you're getting the consequences for making a bad choice besides alot of people take pictures at parties like that and yes they do post them on facebook you should have been more aware of your surroundings besides you should know that now a days employers check their employees facebook accounts regularly
salsalover_12 5
im glad im not the only one that said it amen to that girl
Fentown_fml 4
Maybe he was just mad that you drank his alcohol >
sikkar 0
Doesn't matter who supplied the booze, you should know better. On the other hand, you can get him in legal trouble for supplying alcohol to underage... anyways YDI.
justbigbs 6
You're asking for it if you drink knowing your not suppose to. Just because its there, doesn't mean you can take it. Aahh, facebook = firing, harrassing, embrassing, (****** up life), what a wonderful site. Hope it wins a oscar
Zombie65 0
yes what #4 and others said have him arrested after all you got the pics to prove it
amh721 0
You're retarded. What kind of idiot drinks underaged in front of their boss and co-workers? Who cares if he supplied the booze...it's YOUR responsibility to act like a mature individual. You totally deserved to get fired, I would've done the same as your boss.
salsalover_12 5
so what is he supposed to do babysit her?! through the entire party?! uh no....OP should have known better not only that but OP's boss is probably over 21 therefore it is NOT illegal for him to supply alcohol at a party when the boss probably expected the majority to be over 21 not only that but considering the fact that it was a party im 100% sure they had other beverages there for the OP to choose from i dont care what anyone says OP is 100% responsible
Freeze_fml 17
You're an idiot. I hope someone leaves a suicide pill lying around since you'd use it anyway.
cloud720 5
If you are underage and your boss supplied you alcohol that is illegal. call the cops on his ass.
Luky13 0
reporting his boss to the police would of course tell them that he was drinking underage...