Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
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laurenarnold 6
that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault
thaprince1226 0
don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.
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Comments (163)
Blacksmokehick 0
dont take the pictures then, especially illegal shit like that
ILoveJei 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been drinking underage? Herp-a-Derp.
alice_rae 0
hes probably saying that u werent shity enough to sleep with him that your getting fired so he can find an easy girl to hire.
blaze420toke420 0
you're dumb as fuuuuck. everyone knows colleges and employers look at facebook. why would you drink underge at your bosses party anyways...?
Hisbabyforever 0
you were still underage
dansco 25
Call the cops and get him arrested, that'll teach him!
5upernova 3
It is not his fault that you drank. You had the right to refuse to drink, even if he forced you to consume the drinks at his party. You wouldn't want to work for someone who forces you to do something out of your own will anyway.
Kacemay13 0
You wouldn't have been fired if you didn't drink underage anyway, dumbass!
condog95 0
OP, you're an idiot and why were you drinking underage anyway? teenagers like you give us other teenagers a bad name
akabryant 0
you can report him for furnishing alcohol to minors. do it!!!
AlysoninAlaska 19
Have you never been to a New Year's Eve party with your parents as a kid?? Adults have parties. Minors are sometimes in attendance. There are usually copious amounts of alcohol. Unless it was a party where it was JUST minors, or he directly put booze in their hands, no he cannot be charged with anything. Just because there was alcohol present, doesn't make him responsible for a minor making the choice to drink.