Scams and Money: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Jersey Shore

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time." It was a little weird, but I let her. Ten minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 5 287

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 783

You deserved it 4 106

By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 110

You deserved it 6 092

By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 567

You deserved it 2 475

By Maxie - 08/03/2013 01:55 - United States - Chesterland

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 10 752

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 622

You deserved it 4 859

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 268

By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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You deserved it 2 758

I'm still standing, yeah yeah yeah

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 14:00

Today, I found out I was dead. Yes, you read it right! Apparently, the pickpocket who stole my wallet two days ago was murdered and since his face was quite unrecognizable, they "identified" him with my ID from my wallet. My mom, who heard this on the news, got hysterical and started trashing my room in "grief." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 85

amanda182 19

Monday 15 June 2015 0:04

Wow, she is good.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 15 June 2015 0:08

I'm both impressed and concerned. mostly impressed though.

Comments

Ravensmoon666 19

Monday 15 June 2015 5:01

That's horrible! At least you did a good deed, we need more people like you. :)

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 15 June 2015 5:44

Should've saw it coming, and checked right after, the bitch.

Drnknmonkey08 12

Monday 15 June 2015 6:06

what a bitch!!!! people like that makes me sick. it's okay karma will get her in due time! cancel all your cards and report them stolen

foxwithit420 19

Monday 15 June 2015 6:10

wow... just wow .

musdesimd 18

Monday 15 June 2015 6:28

im onda guard when someone wants to touch me, even if i kno them, but i feel for u, its a very hugsy culture in US, u meant well

Naatya__fml 25

Monday 15 June 2015 8:52

That is disgusting… seriously. Sorry OP

gunnerblaster 21

Monday 15 June 2015 9:28

Yeah, that's some pretty ****** up shit, on her part. Some people just have absolutely no shame.

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 15 June 2015 10:12

If I ever saw this lady, I'd punch her in the face. That's absolutely disgusting of her to disrespect fallen military to take a goddamn wallet.

A1NoSauce 17

Monday 15 June 2015 10:35

All those saying he deserved it are bizarre to me. I had a similar situation where this women asked me for a hug because her husband had just passed away that same week and she was very upset about it. It's not all people who are like this the OP just happened to come across a bad apple.