Health: Smoking is bad

Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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You deserved it 54 296

By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 1 745

By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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You deserved it 30 400

From bad to worse

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 19:04 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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You deserved it 66 652

By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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KarelPhoenix 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:14

You sir, are an idiot. Smoking kills. Dx

NathanKett 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:20

1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

Comments

shitwit2234 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:43

Thats why i smoke weed

haniam16 6

Sunday 19 February 2012 17:21

No Smoking! and No Drugs!

SoccerKid15 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 15:56

aliciamartinez15 11

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:22

1. Don't smoke. It is soooo bad for you 2. Never stomp out you cigaret and leave it there. Where do you think it ends up?

ChibyKTA 3

Monday 15 October 2012 3:15

if you still go and smoke when you're barely awake. You need to admit that you have a problem

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:25

Ouch...

733yoda_fml 19

Thursday 29 October 2015 14:08

YDI for 1. Smoking. 2. Stamping it out barefoot. Remember: it isn't necessary to stamp out Nicotine gum unless you're one of those assholes who spits their gum on the floor