Accident and Work: Slice and dice

Slice and dice

By figgy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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Gammon

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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By PWI_addict - 03/01/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

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You deserved it 35 599

Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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malisa916 7

Monday 29 November 2010 16:20

Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.

Mehness 0

Monday 29 November 2010 16:07

RIP Finger.

Comments

franwins0827 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 3:07

YDI for not using the safety plate on the slicer!

Shivverr 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:53

Did you still give the sandwich to the customer?

greenorange75 8

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:53

Well, look on the bright side. Now you can get away with your crimes.

TheBigHater 2

Monday 31 October 2011 7:07

Dang bro u need to pay better attention next time dummy

minecraftmania 3

Sunday 9 September 2012 7:27

How did u post this then ?!?! O_o lol

cubagirl 2

Friday 21 September 2012 18:09

Ouch!

Jiplo 18

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:52

No iPhone 5S for you.

shortswimmer17 28

Wednesday 25 March 2015 14:39

:( I removed my nail after sharpening one once. only good thing was so sharp no pain. I hope you were as lucky

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