Today, I have genuinely lost a day out of my week. It is currently Sunday, but yesterday I was at work on Friday, so where did my Saturday go? I genuinely have no memory of Saturday. I went to bed Friday and woke up Sunday, and now I’m scared. FML
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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, I’m 24. I can either be employed and have money, but having to work weekend nights and have scattered days off, or I can be unemployed and not have money to go out enjoy my city. I haven’t had a weekend to myself since high school. FML
Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and stayed up the rest of the night. I had to go to work from 3 to 11 and I ended up getting my coworker to leave early. As I was getting ready to leave, I found out that I wasn't scheduled today and that I now have to work this Saturday. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. FML
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
Get a good carbon monoxide detector and install it right away.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
hypotesis 1 : CO / hypotesis 2 : very tired / hypotesis 3 : heavy drinking party / hypotesis 4 : alien abduction
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smoochmysnoot 6
Get a good carbon monoxide detector and install it right away.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
hypotesis 1 : CO / hypotesis 2 : very tired / hypotesis 3 : heavy drinking party / hypotesis 4 : alien abduction
Vesi 29
OK there are lots of possible issues for sure.. but one that most people don't think to look for.. is multiple personalities. I had this happen and until I saw psychiatrist.. had no real idea why I was losing hours or even days. Definitely look for the easy possibilities first, bloodwork, carbon monoxide tests.. and on that bloodwork.. have them look for anything that could have been put in a drink to blank you, too. I hope you find the reason you lost time. Good luck.