Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
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Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
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malisa916 7
Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.
Mehness 0
RIP Finger.
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Comments (102)
Zebidee 8
I hope you remembered to deduct the weight of your fingertip from the customer's order. If it'd been worse, you might have had to give them a five-finger discount.
stephanie_nyc97 0
So you type this.......
nekosufi 0
that's why we have mesh gloves in the deli
Domonator 16
Today, I bought some sliced meat at the deli. Halfway through my sandwich, I found out that they included a thin slice of finger. FML
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Anybody hungry?
sharkeyfin 2
At least it was only a little bit and you didn't cut the whole tip of your finger off like one of my co-workers did. Next time, use the safety plate or kevlar gloves. That's what they're there for!
hotdogcore 9
I appreciate your correct use of the words they're and there.
GreatGeak 8
Now you can be a super spy with no fingerprint. :)
linnie_wesker 20
I've worked deli slicers many, many times and seriously, you either have to be not paying any attention at all or are just careless in general to hurt yourself that badly. YDI
darren258 0
You Silly Billy
RKftw68 0
it's the perfect crime!