Sixth sense

By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City

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Today, and for the past week, my dog has started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML
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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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wopchop12 8

Give your dog a big treat or something to distract him before you **********. That's what I do at least. And also, don't do it when your mom is home, less chance of getting caught

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W_Surgenor 7

So....how does the dog know when you do it?

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chosha_fml 26

Sounds like that's your mother's dog, not yours. :)

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frizz101 22

How about not doing the "deed" when people are home?

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mikbrooke 25

i've only ever heard 'the deed' be related to sexual intercourse, not masturbating. and if its in private, i dont see why he cant do it when others are home, if he is being quiet. the dog is just causing issues.

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Dcm210 19

Us there a funny smell when you do that?

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StickyPickles 33

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone, when she bent over ol'rover drove her, he had a bone of his own. . Not really relative but it's there

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Thunderlaxus 10

Do you ********** often enough to make this conspicious...?

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more4me 27

Fappy Dog ?!! That's hilarious! but a little misleading, no ? ;)

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ilovemyfamily93 11

I miss the old fml where sarcasm ruled and real life answers didn't matter.. :(

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